Anything Goes

Episode #26: From Earth to Pluto

2006-09-08T07:32:00.000-07:00

It's certainly been a while but we are in no ways dead! We're back full blast in our best episode to date in our honest opinions!
Here's the followup:

* A moving eulogy to our dear friend Pluto
* BREAKING NEWS: Interview with Dr. Phil
* Continuing our moving eulogy to our dear friend Pluto
* Freedom Fries: WTF!
* Ethnic Storytime: Mystery Curry Loaf

Don't forget to review us on iTunes and to vote for us on Podcast Alley!

Dwarf planet my ass.

Episode #25: The Conglomerate

2006-07-12T20:42:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the lack of episodes recently. We've been "busy". Anyway, we decided to finally give you guys the unreleased episodes we promised months ago. Enjoy. We've also finally added music to the show. Joy!

Here's the lineup:
-Music Showcase
-Old Episode #1: Celebrity Wildcard Part 2
-Old Episode #2: The Comeback Episode
-No good-byes
-The cast/crew
-Adieu

So long my friend

Don't forget to review us on iTunes!

Episode #24: Hypothetically Speaking

2006-05-26T12:47:00.000-07:00

In this week's fun-filled episode of Anything Goes, we discuss the real world...and how we brainwash the youth of today to think that conflict management helps.

We've got lots of stuff to talk about in this episode...so here's the lineup (I think):
-What I have to say about talking
-Arnold Schwarzenegro Exclusive Interview!
-Voicemails
-Commentary by Ryan Chang about Utopias

Some other stuff I forgot...

Well...whatever.

Episode #23: As The World Turns

2006-05-20T23:08:00.000-07:00

In this week's fun filled episode, we're talking about the latest in the world news. The world is full of lots of lunatics, oddities, and animal eating animals. We're packing that into a 13 minute show for you guys.

Here's the lineup:
-Warren Jeffs: P.I.M.P
-Monkey eating sloth or monkey-eating sloth?
-The Pope on the DaVinci Code
-Illegal Immigration
-Song: "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel
-Voicemail

Let's watch some soaps!

By the way, if you are interested, we are about to post up the "Episode 17 - The Original One", a.k.a. The Comeback Kid, our comeback episode that was instead replaced by the interview and the line of other episodes that are totally irrelevant to comebacks. So...yeah. We'll be posting that one up soon as well.

Anything Goes Short: Asslick's MTV Super Sweet 16

2006-05-06T15:34:00.000-07:00

This doesn't officially count as an Anything Goes episode, but it's a special short that we made a couple of months ago that we want to share with you guys. It's one of our unreleased shorts. So this one is an "unreleased and uncensored episode of MTV's Super Sweet 16".

You are cordially invited to Asslick's Sweet "16".

Episode #22: Charitiable Doings

2006-05-03T21:03:00.000-07:00

No Spanish segments (due to popular demand as well as National Illegal Immigrant Protests) today! Today we're talking about charities and what they really do with the money that you donate. Don't be deceived in what they say...they don't really use it to do what you think they do.

-Celebrity Modesty?
-UNICHAFE: The Truth
-"Make-A-Wish" is the DEVIL
-Charities good or bad?

Care to donate?

Episode #21: Celebrity Wildcard Roulette Round 1

2006-04-30T19:46:00.000-07:00

Yet another fun-filled episode from the makers of Episodes #1-#20! Rest-assured we'll be here for good. No more long hiatuses anytime soon. Alright, we're playing a game this episode called "Celebrity Wildcard Roulette"...hey, at least it's better than "Random Celebrity Spin Wheel Thing of Doom". Anyway, we've got a great line up for you today. Also, we beg of you - PLEASE GIVE US SOME COMMENTS OR LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL ON SKYPE OR AOL INSTANT MESSENGER AT EMINEMJAMESUK. ALSO, COMMENT OUR BLOG (WWW.EMINEMJAMESUK.BLOGSPOT.COM) DOMO ARIGATO KOZAYIMAS (SP). Thank you very much.

-Spin 1: Celebrity Victim #1
-Spin 2: Celebrity Victim #2
-Spin 3: Sudden Death Yo Mamma
-Celebrity Bash Out Spanish Style

It may look short, but we really go ... well...anything goes to say the least.

Want to spin the wheel?

Season 3. Get the season 1 CD now before it goes out of stock! www.thestore.uni.cc or www.theshop.uni.cc

Episode #20: In Your Dreams

2006-04-26T19:36:00.000-07:00

Dreaming. One of the best parts of sleeping...emulated in this episode of Anything Goes. Enjoy dreaming? Miss drinking warm milk and cookies before you sleep? Well this is your new drug! Enjoy this week's Anything Goes episode.

-P.O.'d
-"I have a dream"
-Storytime: The Day I Lived Without
-Spanish Storytime: Untitled Dreams
-99 Luftballons

Intoxicate yourself.

Episode #19: O Canada!

2006-04-24T22:08:00.000-07:00

As season two comes to a close, we're coming up with our greatest topics ever! Today we express our love for the maple leaf country, Canada. Can you feel the love?

Agenda:
-O Canada!
-Current Events: Canadian Edition
-What is Canada good for?
-Canadian Music: A Retrospect
-Fanmail at last!

What else is on our minds? You shall see...
We love Canada!

Episode #18: Vacationing and Sightseeing Part III

2006-04-15T17:02:00.000-07:00

Continued! The comeback is put back...this one is coming forward since we just came back from D.C.. We have a great line up for you guys today. Check it out!

Outline:
-We're back!
-Bitchin' it out like the old days.
-Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous: Hookers for Pedophiles
-Current Affairs: Entertainment
-Washington, D.C. Trip: Reliving the Hell
-Spanish Homosexuals ft. Shakira

Part four is coming soon. Enjoy this one!
Click to spread the fun.

Thanks to all of you guys, Vacationing and Sightseeing Part III is now the most downloaded Anything Goes episode!

New episode underway!

2006-04-14T23:30:00.000-07:00

Well obviously the downtime is over. We've learned from this to backup our files. We'll make sure to make all the MP3s mirrored soon. Anyway, our comeback episode is working...but since we just got back from Spring Break, we'll make an episode on that instead. Comeback is on the backburner, a new episode on vacationing is coming up soon! Hang on tight - we're coming back full force!

Scheduled Downtime

2006-03-30T16:57:00.000-08:00

There will be some downtime this weekend. ALL eminemjamesuk productions (except for the Dominion forum at http://dominion.jconserv.net) will be down. That includes ALL Anything Goes podcast shows. None of the links will work and unless you have the files downloaded already, it is impossible to hear the podcast.

We are sorry for the inconvenience. We will be up soon.

Episode #17: The Interview

2006-03-21T22:18:00.000-08:00

While our regular staff is out recording their comeback episode, we've come up with a spinoff. This segment will be incorporated into the regular show, but this will do for our first episode in months.

In this episode we will be interviewing a man we all know...Michael Jackson.

We're discussing Neverland, child molesting, Bahrain, ~~septuplets~~, and all the other rumors.

WORLD EXCLUSIVE!
Get your pop.

NOTE: Enjoy this version while you can. We will be taking it down sometime (and we won't say when) for some remastering and extensions. Sorry for the inconvenience.

We're not dead! Episode #17 is on the way!

2006-03-14T21:48:00.000-08:00

After a 3 month hiatus, we have finally been revived! A brand new episode is in development right now and is in the recording stage. You can expect to hear a new Anything Goes episode later this week or early next week. But be assured, we are not dead! We are back and more explosive than ever to bring you the best in podcast entertainment.

Stick around and you won't be sorry!

Season 2 Hiatus

2006-02-04T21:17:00.000-08:00

Hey all --
We are very sorry to tell you this and at such short notice as well. We were planning an episode to be released sometime during Valentine's Day...and well, we had the plans going and all the script written when suddenly we had a day of complete technical difficulties. As a result we were unable to record or mix any of the content we had recorded. We ended up deleting that content due to its poor sound quality. None of the crew or cast members were interested in getting together to record the entire episode again. We decided that it was time to put our creative juices to rest for a bit. We may or may not come back to finish up Season 2. Hopefully we will sometime in the future. As of now, the future of the show is on the line. If we have enough listeners actually giving our show a listen - then we might consider bringing back the show. Currently we still have all of our old episodes online - on our website and on Apple's iTunes. We also have our podcast listed on various podcast directories around the internet. You can always relive the magic with these old episodes. A Valentine's Day episode will be very unlikely this year. You can also still purchase our CD for Season One on our website - www.thestore.uni.cc or www.theshop.uni.cc

We hope we will see you all again sometime in the near future.
-The staff/crew of Anything Goes

Happy New Year!

2005-12-31T12:21:00.000-08:00

Sorry for the lack of episodes during these past weeks - we've been excruciatingly busy with new projects and work. We are always putting this show in its proper priority - and for the time being, in the back burner. We're coming up with new ideas for the show as well as working on new themes to incorporate into Anything Goes. Thanks for making it such a great first year on the show and we hope to see and hear from you in the coming new year!

Thanks for your support!
The staff of Anything Goes

Merry Christmas; Happy Holidays!

2005-12-20T20:32:00.000-08:00

Sorry for the lack of episodes in the remainder of the year, but our staff has been SWAMPED with other projects and work and such, thus making it virtually impossible for us to finish our work on an unfinished episode that was supposed to close up the new year. ~~We will probably post the work we've done so far up on our area51 site, http://eminemjamesuk.termee.com/area51, soon,~~ and probably restart work on a new episode. We are very sorry for the inconvenience if this has caused you any pain of any kind. We really appreciate the support that you've given us since early Summer 2005 when we first started this podcast. We hope to keep this podcast running into the new year and beyond. Thanks for sticking with us this far - don't forget to promote us! Our second season is almost over...so a new CD may come out in the near future.

God bless,
Mike and the rest of the Anything Goes cast

Episode #16: The Dark Side of the Moon

2005-12-13T16:35:00.000-08:00

This is one of our most serious episodes. Don't like propoganda in your podcasts? Skip it.

This is a re-release of our November episode, but was never released on FeedBurner.

Agenda:
-Advisory
-Suicide
-War on Terror
-Musical Influences on Politics
-Closing

Short but to the point. Succint.

Download.

No Podcast This Week

2005-12-05T22:13:00.000-08:00

Sorry to all you die hard Anything Goes fans --
We won't be having a follow up episode for the holidays this week. We have been swamped with other projects and work in our lives that we just can't find time to record our show. We'll hopefully record one by this weekend. -- By the way, we're testing out a couple of our new technological advancements for this week's episode -- so hang tight.

This next episode will be bigger and better than ever -- and this time we mean it. The whole nine yards all for the Christmas spirit. This will - hands down - be our best episode yet.

Sorry for the bad news but we hope to see you soon.

Meanwhile, download our older episodes from our web archives NOW for free 24/7! Either that or check us out on iTunes under Anything Goes in the podcast section. Thanks for your support!

Anything Goes Staff

Episode #15: Deck the Halls Part I

2005-11-24T20:57:00.000-08:00

Our uber short and holiday themed (and modified) episode is here! Sorry for the trite episode, but we had to cut short due to some unpaid bills in our recording studio. Bleh! We have a half assed show for you anyway. We'll finish it up in a following episode.

Here's the lineup nevertheless:

-Thanksgiving...the reason?

-The real Homer Simpson

-Christmas is for everybody...particularly the shoppers

-The important parts of Christmas

-Ahhh! Cut short!

Don't forget to check out our store at www.thestore.uni.cc or www.theshop.uni.cc and pick up a copy of our new season ONE audio disc! Enjoy!

Until next time...Happy Thanksgiving!

Share the joy.

Anything Goes Soundtrack Season One

2005-11-18T16:47:00.000-08:00

Want to hear the soundtrack for our first season? Here it is!

-Elso - Lesco
-Straight Out of Canton - Notorious MSG
-When I Come Around - Green Day

In total, this comes out to be a ten minute MP3, so be patient! Enjoy and don't forget to buy the songs on iTunes!

download.

Want to be on the air?

2005-11-18T16:06:00.000-08:00

Would you like to have your very OWN message played on air? Send us a comment by posting in our blog (www.eminemjamesuk.blogspot.com) or send us a voicemail to our email at natethegreat@gmail.com

OR send us the message on AOL Instant Messenger at eminemjamesuk. All messages will be OUR property and we can decide whether to play it or not. *You will most likely be played on the air in the next episode.

You can also send us different topic suggestions for future episodes. Hope we hear from you soon!

Don't forget to include your name.

-Mike
P.S. Thanks for the birthday gifts! :-)

Episode #14: Vacationing and Sightseeing Part II

2005-11-17T19:28:00.000-08:00

That was fast! One episode in one session. Quick! Aight, we got some fab stuff to show you today. Make haste!

Agenda:
-Weather?
-It's a birthday!
-Fabulous Life of Upscale Vacations
-Brazilian Parties
-Rio in the eyes of Shakira
-Shameless Promotion!
-Airplane Flights and those attendants
-Voice mail
-Thanksgiving!

Don't forget our store at www.thestore.uni.cc

Have a friend subscribe and get EXCLUSIVE unreleased episodes!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Continue the fun. Download.

Episode #13: Vacationing and Sightseeing Part I

2005-11-16T21:59:00.000-08:00

Ah! It's good to be back. Happy Thanksgiving --- almost, but whatever. We've got an awesome line up for you guys today as this may be our best episode yet. We hope you've got your passport out because we're talking travel. Don't forget to ask your friends to subscribe becaause we'll give you EXCLUSIVE episodes that we've never released before. Don't forget also that we have an online store at www.thestore.uni.cc

Our subscriptions are rising as well as our circulation...and I don't want to sound corny, but All Because Of You! (We dig U2 as well as the Simpsons)

Enjoy our Simpsons-ized episode!

Agenda:
-Tony Blair?!
-Europe
-Canadian Catfight
-Libidoless Canadians :'(
-Concerts at Stonehenge?
-Henrietta R. Hippo!
-Spanish Vacaciones en el ghetto
-China? Meh.
-Remindas!

Keep the tradition alive. Download.

The Anything Goes Online Store

2005-11-05T14:53:00.000-08:00

It's been a superb year on the web, and after one season, we decided to open up our Online Store where you can purchase the Anything Goes Season One CD for on the go listening. Episodes 2-9 are on the CD, as there is not enough room for another track. We are planning a Special Edition CD where we add outtakes from the old season and more.

The other product that we currently have is Anything Goes Postage Stamps that you can use to spread the word of the podcast!

Check it out right now at http://www.theshop.uni.cc

Enjoy!

All proceeds will go to the American Red Cross. Thank you.

Episode #12: May the force be with us

2005-11-02T22:49:00.000-08:00

Wow, we are certainly on a roll lately. We usually don't do this as our schedules don't permit us to do so. But today's special episode is on Star Wars, due to the fact that Episode III and Battlefront II were released on November 1st. We made this episode just in time. Here's out line up for today:

-Star Wars
-Episode I SUCKED
-Battlefront
-Bootleg?
-Sex and Masturbation in Spanish
-Voice Mail and Email

Don't forget to send us some comments via the blog so we can include them in our segments! Share the podcast with your friends. I'm sure they'll enjoy it.

Experience the magic of the force here!

Episode #11: The Human, I mean Cyborg, Mind

2005-10-31T18:12:00.000-08:00

Wow. Second season here we come baby! Screw the new show, we're staying for good. Here's the line up for our first episode of the second season. Thanks for all of your support on this little show we have in our hands.

-Intro
-Human Laziness
-Alphabet Time
-Spanish Storytime
-Repeated in French
-Mail!

Happy Halloween to everybody!
Continue the fun one more time by clicking here.

Please leave some comments so we can improve our topics and for general feedback. ;-)

Episode #10: The FINAL Almost Encore Episode

2005-10-30T15:06:00.000-08:00

Sigh! Another one of those almost encore episodes. The next one for sure will be the encore. Today we're talking ORIENTAL! Sorry for the long delay on this episode as we had some technical difficulties in getting this episode out.

Here's our lineup for the day:
-Intro
-Fan Mail Time!
-Mysteries of the Orient
-Awwww shiettt!!!

Enjoy the episode here!

Don't forget you still have one more last opportunity to leave us some comments for fanmail and we'll still play them! Support the hosts!

Don't forget also to check us out on the iTunes Music Store under Anything Goes Podcast!

Episode #09: Encore, Do you want more?

2005-10-01T23:20:00.000-07:00

Our best episode yet. Last one. No more. Or is there? Here's the line up:

-Soda Poppin' Pop
-Movie Blockbustas
-Angry Rednecks
-Mexican Story Time
-FUCK OFF!!!!

Enjoy the latest episode here.

No episode; Possibly no episode tomorrow either

2005-07-11T21:04:00.000-07:00

Sorry, there was no episode today due to the fact that we had some iPod trouble. There may or may not be an episode tomorrow due to the hecticness of our schedule. We are deeply sorry. We will have no episodes from 7/13-7/26.

Episode #08: Green Day PWNS

2005-07-09T22:53:00.000-07:00

In this episode, we discuss:
-Sounds of Summer
-Green Day vs. blink-182
-Jack the Crazy Hermit
-Kanye West Premiere
-Fan Mail

The craziness continues.

Experience the magic by clicking here.

Episode #07: Random Crap and the Battle Continues

2005-07-08T01:28:00.000-07:00

Due to the fact that there was a terrorist attack over in London yesterday, we were unable to record an episode. We'll be talking about random stuff, reading and listening to our voice mail and bickering between the Brits and the Yankees.

Click here to download the new episode.

No episode for Thursday 7/7; Note on explicit content

2005-07-07T10:04:00.000-07:00

Sorry for this, but there will be no Anything Goes for Thursday, July 7th. We will return on Friday, July 8th. Thank you for your patience. The show was cancelled due to the London Terrorist Attacks, which were located near some of our show members. Nobody in our crew was injured during the attacks.

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Our Podcast does feature some vulgar language, but we do not discuss sex/violence or anything related (or not very often at least...:-P). Do not hesitate to let teenagers listen to it.

Episode #06: Diff'rent Strokes Rule the Worlllldddd!

2005-07-06T00:08:00.000-07:00

In this episode, we talk about anything. From 80s TV to Prince to Star Wars to Indiana Jones to practically anything in the world. Tune in today!

Click here to download it.

Episode #05: The Top 15 Songs

2005-07-02T23:04:00.000-07:00

In this episode, we will be discussing a countdown of the top 15 most overplayed and crappy songs of 2004. Sorry for the fuzziness.

Click here to download it.

Episode #04: The Battle Between the Brits and the Yankees

2005-07-01T00:46:00.000-07:00

We're going to talk about Fourth of July and what you're going to do during the holidays. Watch the stupid hosts fight each other.
Enjoy!
Click here to download it!

Technical Difficulties

2005-06-30T20:12:00.000-07:00

We are very sorry about this. Today, while recording the fourth episode for Friday, July 1, 2005, our computer crashed multiple times. We are suspecting a software failure in Audicity. Temporarily, we are letting our computer rest a bit. If we can get it back, we will post ASAP.

Episode #03: Notorious M.S.G. and Current Affairs

2005-06-30T00:27:00.000-07:00

Check out the new music from Notorious M.S.G, the rap entertainers from the streets of Canton, beeetch!

Click here to download Episode III.

Episode #02: Current Affairs and Music

2005-06-29T16:59:00.000-07:00

Want to talk about the latest music as well as hear funny music at the same time? This is the episode for you.

Click here for Wednesday, June 29th Episode.

Welcome to podCast: anything goes

2005-06-28T17:05:00.000-07:00

Welcome. We are proud to present Anything Goes: Our new radio show that will feature music from hit artists, discussion with various and significant others about issues in our society, popular culture discussion, and more. If you have an iPod, you're in luck. podCasts can be easily configured onto your iPod via iTunes. If not, things might be a bit more difficult for you. We will save them in mp3 format for you to listen to, even if they aren't in AAC format. Some of our episodes will be launched of iTunes (if we can get it working, haha).
We will have daily episodes hopefully.

Here is our first episode, the promo one, featuring Disco Inferno by 50 Cent, lasting only 3 minutes or so to show you what our show is about.

Click LINK REMOVED here to download.

Edit: We removed the first episode since it's kinda...crappy. There's really badddd reviews of it. We've decided to post up tomorrow's episode instead.